The Müles are creative smugglers who are infamous for getting the good stuff through, no not that stuff, that stuff. Their superior telepathic capabilities have led authorities to refer to them as being as clever as ‘A library full of Siamese twins joined at the face who all have a very good college education’. Their track record of smuggling the highest quality merchandise in the toughest of conditions has lead them to be considered one of the world’s ugliest and most wanted teams in the business.
"The first time I ever hired them, they got me 3 D&AD pencils through, 1 Cannes Silver Lion and the real World Cup. The trophy you see used for the tournaments is fake, Maradona didn't know he was kissing a chocolate world cup covered in foil."
"These guys will stop at nothing, not even a border crossing, just fucking drive straight through."
- Lollipop Lady
"My boys are innocent!" - Our mam