The Mules have landed in Dublin

We had a wild night out last night after we arrived in Dublin and met our Cousin Frano. 

That's him there having a hop of our sisters Barry and Maeve. 

We're ready to do a bit of work now though. 

Give us a shout if you want some good stuff gotten through. 

Posted on April 6, 2015 .

What a Smeggle!

SMEG: 'Comes from the word "smegma", meaning the cheesy crud on the end of your dick, if you're a guy and dont wash your dick properly.'

Who ever managed to convince someone to call their company SMEG deserves a fucking hoof on the back.

The first Mule award for getting something amazing through goes to that guy...

Posted on October 21, 2013 .

Fuck you Smokey, The Bandit rides again!

Mule supporter and good friend The Bandit has been eluding Smokeys for over 30 years now. He recently emerged in Dubai however, concealing his incredible coolness very well behind that of a timid media agency manager. Don't worry compadre, Buford T. Justice won't get shit from us.

Posted on October 21, 2013 .


   Look out behind you Mickey Mouse!

These are our girlfriends and they should have listened to us when we told them how to smuggle. 

Posted on October 2, 2013 .

Smugglin peanuts

This little prick is a total asshole, I heard he was slipping ecstasy into girls drinks and then video taping them going to the toilet. If you see him around, beat the shit out of him.  

Posted on September 29, 2013 .