Here's how we smuggled thousands of razors through disguised as a car. Our inspiration came at the airport one day as were about to embark on one of our many 'business trips'. There was a guy in front of us at the x-ray machine who was addressed as Mr Bruce Willis, when questioned why he was wearing a school girls outfit his response was a high pitched screaming 'Ooops i did it again'. We quickly realised it wasn't Mr Die Hard, it was the shaven songstress Miss Spears attempting to smuggle herself through as someone with talent. We knew there and then that if Britney could disguise herself as a desirable screen hunk then we could definitely disguise a razor as a desirable piece of machinery.